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Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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He could've drawn a mustache instead~
Or a unibrow.

#6 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:07pm by ryvenna

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reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite..
when he drew that chick with hair on her upper lip
haha.

#11 - On 05/10/2009 at 2:13pm by MmmHotWaffles

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