Health: Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on... - FML

By kimos - 10/05/2009 14:10 - Canada

Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops, I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

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Monday 11 May 2009 2:59

Yup. This was stupid on my part. It was at my ceramics studio where we apparently now have mice. It's a brown mug that I keep in my work area. I should have thought to clean it before I drank but I didn't. Gross.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

That's careless to the nth degree. Were you staring elsewhere while pouring the punch? I normally look AT the cup/mug I'm pouring a drink into, to make sure nothing spills. Also, you need to set up a date with the exterminator.

ramonajay 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:01

ew

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:01

ew

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Tuesday 30 March 2010 12:30

well it adds to the flavour...

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Monday 14 June 2010 1:09

ydi stupid

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:25

Op your cup was sitting on a shelf? Could've rinsed it as it's probably also dusty D:

PinkNmetal 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:02

Oh, god. XD

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

That's careless to the nth degree. Were you staring elsewhere while pouring the punch? I normally look AT the cup/mug I'm pouring a drink into, to make sure nothing spills. Also, you need to set up a date with the exterminator.

FunWriter20 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:05

That is nasty. You might get a disease or something.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:05

Gross! Do you not wash your cups? YDI for not at least looking in the cup before you poured your drink..

kindofgocrazy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:16

Agree.

boomBOOMshake 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:05

Disgusting. I'm sorry for you.

dino_witha_cape 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

you could've discovered the secret ingredient to delicious punch. congradulations.

thatsbull95 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

Who drinks punch from mugs anyway??

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I always flush cups with water before using them. YDI for not having scrutinized the bottom.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

Look before you pour, and, wash your dishes.

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