Kids: Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because...

By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By BondingTime - 17/03/2014 09:51 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 16:33 - Australia

Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said "If there is a next time." I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML

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By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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By armybrat - 10/07/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I took a nap while babysitting my neighbor's kids for the day. I was woken up by an obnoxious sound, only to find the youngest kid holding scissors in one hand, a pony tail of hair stuck down in his shorts, jumping around like a horse. Oh, and a semi-bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.

leilaostara 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

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tozfeekum 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:02

hahha, are you a girl or guy?

b182link 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:02

girl, look in the top right corner

Ben12345_fml 18

Monday 3 August 2015 7:43

If it was a guy why would it matter?

leero 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

haha that sucks. I totally know how you feel though :/

Jcsati8 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

Nair and a razor would do.........

username_no34536 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

#1, I don't think it'd be an FML if the OP was a guy. Kids are funny.

ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~ Or a unibrow.

boomBOOMshake 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

Arm hair is normal. Don't feel too bad.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:11

Yeah, exactly. But if it really does bother you, there are many ways to get rid of those little hairs.

PureGold 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:09

Aww :( Kids and their honesty. But I can totally relate lol.

yummkathycakes 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:10

Now it's your turn to draw a portrait of him back :) Give him a smaller dick :)

leilaostara 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:10

What an observant kid! Say thank you!

MmmHotWaffles 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:13

reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.. when he drew that chick with hair on her upper lip haha.

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