FML : Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done."...

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Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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You deserved it

By thesitter - / Sunday 10 May 2009 13:18 / United States

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By ryvenna | 0

#185919 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~
Or a unibrow.

By leilaostara | 1

#4079353 - Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

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By tozfeekum | 0

#185882 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:02

hahha, are you a girl or guy?

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b182link | 0

#1041696 - Thursday 24 June 2010 19:02

girl, look in the top right corner

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Ben12345_fml | 18

#6369769 - Monday 3 August 2015 7:43

If it was a guy why would it matter?

By leero | 0

#185891 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

haha that sucks. I totally know how you feel though :/

By Jcsati8 | 0

#185892 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:03

Nair and a razor would do.........

By username_no34536 | 0

#185913 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:06

#1, I don't think it'd be an FML if the OP was a guy.
Kids are funny.

By ryvenna | 0

#185919 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

He could've drawn a mustache instead~
Or a unibrow.

By boomBOOMshake | 0

#185921 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:07

Arm hair is normal. Don't feel too bad.

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SarcasticUnicorn | 9

#4820555 - Thursday 16 August 2012 7:11

Yeah, exactly. But if it really does bother you, there are many ways to get rid of those little hairs.

By PureGold | 0

#185929 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:09

Aww :(
Kids and their honesty. But I can totally relate lol.

By yummkathycakes | 0

#185932 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:10

Now it's your turn to draw a portrait of him back :)
Give him a smaller dick :)

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leilaostara | 1

#4079353 - Thursday 23 February 2012 22:56

It's a child you retard that's horrible.

By Phallus_fml | 0

#185934 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:10

What an observant kid! Say thank you!

By MmmHotWaffles | 0

#185946 - Sunday 10 May 2009 20:13

reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite..
when he drew that chick with hair on her upper lip
haha.

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