Kids: Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper...

By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By jazopalchris - 25/11/2013 23:42 - Australia - Mount Gambier

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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Damian?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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Monday 6 April 2009 2:11

wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.

ptrek85 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.

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Fuck34 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:09

dayumn. oh and first FTW!

f__kY_urLif__ 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:09

ydi... shave it

chaos753159 4

Friday 22 January 2010 6:08

she cant shave it her daddy wont let her. Listin to the kid

woahcomments 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

kids these days.

BOLLOX 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

It's called waxxing...try it!

yui567 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:11

you might want to start waxing that bad boy.

Fuck34 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

we were all ****** up when we were seven. first FTW!

tiltwrestler 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:11

Well, this should be pretty obvious- WAX IT! dont shave, cuz us guys can tell. lol

MrRecon72 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

I dont know, the female moustache look is edgy...

ptrek85 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.

shmunk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:11

wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.

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