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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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linzhart333 8

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:55

Mistake #1: You brought home a random drunk girl from a bar. Mistake #2: You brought her home, where you live WITH YOUR PARENTS. Mistake #3: You are old enough to go to bars, and you live with your parents. Wow. Three strikes. You're out.

livelaughlovinit 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:25

Dude.... get a life. You live with your parents, I'm guessing you're over 21 since you were in a bar, and you're bringing girls home with you? That's pretty pathetic.

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maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:02

LMFAO @#2

youhavenoidea 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:57

i agree with 1,2 and 8 totally bro you gotta step your game uppp

MrCatman1125 2

Sunday 14 October 2012 5:42

How do you agree with 8 if your 6?

0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:54

lol@you

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:29

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linzhart333 8

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:55

livelaughlovinit 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:25

Dude.... get a life. You live with your parents, I'm guessing you're over 21 since you were in a bar, and you're bringing girls home with you? That's pretty pathetic.

Atmaster 3

Friday 26 March 2010 5:01

actually in canada he could be nineteen or have a fake

babe7260 30

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:34

actually in some parts of Canada, legal age is as low as 18 years.but hopefully learned to never bring a girl HOME to Mom & Dad's

cristy91 33

Tuesday 14 July 2015 21:59

Different cultures leave the house at different times. Many latino families encourage kids to stay until their mid 20s and a lot of times the oldest kid even stays with the parents to look after them.

goffar4 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:57

you still live with your parents and your at least 21? wow now i can see why she was drunk.

rocketpopper1030 11

Friday 24 August 2012 10:51

OP is from Canada, legal age is 19. If he's 19 it's not that bad to still live with your parents, however, bringing a drunk girl home to your parents house is sort of asking for it.