FIRST! ouch. Im sure you don't look that creepy!

Aww, what a precious little bitc- I mean girl. I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

haha nice one

really a reboot pun...

Haha, this is a good FML. XD

True but it made me weirdly self-conscious.

Aw. I'm sure you don't look creepy, kids just say things like that because they haven't learned not to yet.

BRB, lolling forever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Don't take it too seriously, 5 year olds think tons of things are scary.

used to happen to my sister and her toddler son all the time ... hahaha

Kick her to the corner.

Now you know. Would you have rather this happened now and be prepared, or have this told to you by a potential girlfriend/boyfriend? (Today, I smiled at my girlfriend/boyfriend and s/he said "Don't smile, your smile is really scary. FML)

betchhh

...my brother has actually said the same thing to me before =/

Exactly. OP probably just had a big mouth that kinda overwhelmed the lil scardy cat