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Aww, what a precious little bitc- I mean girl. I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
really a reboot pun...
Haha, this is a good FML. XD
True but it made me weirdly self-conscious.
Aw. I'm sure you don't look creepy, kids just say things like that because they haven't learned not to yet.
BRB, lolling forever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Don't take it too seriously, 5 year olds think tons of things are scary.
Kick her to the corner.
betchhh
...my brother has actually said the same thing to me before =/
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Aww, what a precious little bitc- I mean girl. I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
BRB, lolling forever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Don't take it too seriously, 5 year olds think tons of things are scary.