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Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

#2 - On 02/23/2014 at 6:51am by aleximo

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He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

#4 - On 02/23/2014 at 6:56am by Varieus

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