Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
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poopface82 16

Her entire plan hinged on you not being able to do math. I wonder how likely she thought that was to actually work.

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RichardPencil 30

She's too stupid to think that truth and logic are important in determining facts these days. The new way is to keep repeating your wishes over and over and anytime facts interfere with them, you call them "fake news" and "don't stop believin'."

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poopface82 16

Her entire plan hinged on you not being able to do math. I wonder how likely she thought that was to actually work.

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RichardPencil 30

She's too stupid to think that truth and logic are important in determining facts these days. The new way is to keep repeating your wishes over and over and anytime facts interfere with them, you call them "fake news" and "don't stop believin'."

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Wadlaen 23

Well, you proved her wrong!

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