Work: Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML - FML

By thatsillegal - 30/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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genki008 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:54

#1 ouch

HermonieGranger 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:47

Hope you were nice to him.

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jvjanisse 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:33

My goal is to have the assistant be me.

dooblabox 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:10

Happens all the time.

AlexC_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:26

sucks for you! lol

genki008 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:54

#1 ouch

npearson5290 4

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:35

thats hilarious, because i am in the same position as the assistant manager in this story. haha

thepunman 11

Monday 4 February 2013 20:24

I think... I THINK... That you might be the one he is referring too

xXxFML 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:49

Wow that sucks

HermonieGranger 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:47

Hope you were nice to him.

Purplefluff 6

Sunday 23 September 2012 13:04

Yeah if op was a douche he s gonna have a bad time

ang93 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:30

what's the big deal..?

iloveTheMiz 0

Monday 31 May 2010 16:46

Hope you were nice to your assistant!

awkward_turtles 1

Monday 7 February 2011 5:55

wow 2 years ago and ppl care so much there r 9 (well now 10) comments. the point of this site is to entertain ppl, not to complain about something no one cares about. so good job, u officially fail at life. (lol that was an exaggeration...but still, it's kinda true)

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