Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

by wtfjusthappened / 01/31/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating.

    #3 - On 01/31/2014 at 1:04pm by Steffi3

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  • Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.

    #5 - On 01/31/2014 at 1:04pm by selfsabotage

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