Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
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Steffi3 40
Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...
selfsabotage 4
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.
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Comments (198)
psychoangeluis 1
If she was "The girl of your dreams," then you had to have known she had a boyfriend. She let you get to third base, and cut you off.
SeahawksnationxD 7
You should have asked for a BJ. That isn't fair!
mosquito19 14
did you tell her anal is not cheating?
brandoneyez1 25
I like the logic. Rim job isn't cheating apparently either. Lol
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Ahhh yes...the Clinton Defense.
krad204 21
What about rape?
BugzBunni 1
such a waste of a condom
molliciousj 19
Welp, by that point I'm pretty sure she already cheated. And I'm pretty sure, if she's the girl of your dreams, you need higher standards...but if you knew about her relationship then you suck just as much as her.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Eatin' ain't cheatin'
hazardmuffin 21
Fyl for finding out the girl of your dreams is a terrible human, unless you knew she had a boyfriend, then ydi.
darlinguwillbok 7
You should know better. I have no sympathy.