By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond
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By wtfjusthappened - 31/01/2014 15:29 - United States - Redmond
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I think the FML made that abundantly clear.
If this was truly your "dream girl," I would suspect you'd know if she'd have a boyfriend. If you did, you're a horrible human being for even participating in these actions. If you didn't, well sucks to be you.
Your missing a couple grammatical factors yourself.....
Shit just happens in the heat of the moment. It's harder than you think.
People use "the heat of the moment" as an excuse way too much. It's completely bull****. Be responsible and use you head.
#52 - I can't tell whether you're demonstrating perfect irony intentionally and sarcastically, or inadvertently and genuinely. Either way, just reading your comment makes me cringe.
75, thank you! People do not take responsibility for their actions anymore. Cheating should never happen. OP, I hope that you were unaware of her relationship status. A girl that truly likes you won't put you in that type of situation.
@75 which one?
#77, your comment made me smile. I was going to say the same thing.
67, while "heat of the moment" does make it hard, you shouldn't be putting yourself into situations that would cause "heat of the moment." It is also easy to say no and get out.
It sounds like OP may have not known. I think the FML comes from 1) not only not getting to have sex (he kinda was there just to please her, and then well yea...) 2) getting told she's not even single. IF, OP did know, first YOU SUCK OP (quite literally I guess), second I suppose the FML would come from her simply not wanting to cheat.
Either way the logic is funny. I don't blame op, I blame both. 2 to tengo
With her logic about what's considered "cheating", I'm surprised OP couldn't convince her that it's not really cheating because there's a condom barrier in the way.
#109 considering OP didn't get any, he doesn't suck (literally).
Just like you! *you're
Abort, abort, abort!
Mission Failed.
It hasn't even launched to start with...
If she'll cheat with you she'll cheat on you
Eaten ain't cheating?
Still kind of a bitch move to lead OP on like that :/
^ clearly doesn't understand what's going on
I helped get this up here XD and I'm sorry bout that
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.
This statement rings true.
Lots of people are actually really good at hiding it. He probably didn't know her that well but I have heard of some people dating two different people for months or even years.
Plus, most men are known to pick their dream girls base solely on looks. He could have never paid attention to the details in her life. However, this is still not an excuse for what happened.
he should tell her boyfriend!
#91, I think that's called a stereotype. And besides, in this case, it was clearly the girl who only cared about looks, not OP.
Shouldn't be anyone's "dream girl" if she was willing to get in bed with another man. OP deserves better, she's not a fit girlfriend for anyone if she's a cheater.
Without OP stating anything, we don't know for sure. If he didn't, he deserves better. If he did, they're obviously both scum. Hopefully OP isn't that much of a twat to be fine with ruining someone else's relationship. I don't get why people don't realize that if someone is going to cheat with them, the cheater's just going to cheat on them eventually.
Am I the only one who thinks she used OP for his tongue?? I dunno, maybe he's Gene Simmons or something...
Don't you mean Gene Simmons? That dude has an alien's tongue!
No, I'm pretty sure he meant Gene Simmons.
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Pretty sure Gene Simmons is exactly what #7 said. And is therefore exactly what they meant.
But what he REALLY meant was Gene Simmons.
You know what? I'm not fully comprehending what he meant. was it Gene Simmons ( emphasis on the S), or the less popular Gene Simmons (emphasis on the first n)?
112, you ruined it.
Holy crap. Seriously? Why didn't she tell you BEFORE you went down on her? FYL OP.
There's a button for that ^
Because after she got hers she was like peace out!
Yea, because every cheater gives a pre coital life update.
even if she was the girl of your dreams, you shouldn't sleep with her if you know she has a boyfriend. it was still more of a bitchmove on her side, because she shouldn't fool around with other guys.
He never said he knew that already, so...
I agree with you #17, since op put it to us that way it leads me to believe he knows her fairly well. Plus these days, you can simply check someone's Facebook to find their relationship status! Still, it's the girl's fault in my opinion. Sounds like a girl that will break your heart, OP (if she didn't already)
145 - my Facebook doesn't tell people anything about me! Not everyone likes the entire world knowing about every minute of their lives.
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Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating. Wait...
Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.