By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Safiya_fml 8

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

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clitoria 15

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

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Safiya_fml 8

you didnt have sex with her after that, right?

650 13
martin8337 35

I would have went ahead and. sexed her up, at least I would have gotten some.

soullyfe 33

32: I highly doubt most people would want their first time to be break up sex.

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BoundBySpace 19

He loved her.. I would of been too sad to do anything let alone have sex..

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ironmany_fml 23

I would have gotten her all hot and excited.. then just about when she was about to ******, I would have gotten up, got dressed and leave.

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trex454 21

hey break up sex is the best! i still would have hit it

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kayj905 15

Maybe if he did it well, then she might not break up with OP...

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ber4fun 23

no I think you mean make up sex.

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im_a_black_guy 10

Exactly in the words of the lonely island,"doesn't matter, I just had sex"

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Meettitan 14

Should have finished as fast as you could.

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AkaPanda 12

If you go back and read you will see op is a virgin.

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Senrab 15

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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A07 48

Atleast now you don't have to worry about not being good the first time?

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chach485 9

OP, sounds like the ideal time for surprise anal.

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clitoria 15

"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.

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saba_ajira 29

Its still hard to say something like that to someone you love

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kirasant 19

At least she said something. That seriously sucks for OP, but it would have been way worse if she hadn't. Good luck, OP. You'll find someone else worth your affection.

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3ch0_fml 6

I think that it's still better than nothing because if she had broke up just after sex he could have thought that he wasn't good enough, that's serious damage for the self esteem. But still that doesn't excuse her for being an idiot.

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54754N4 14

#122 Sorry to say that nothing, is better, when you'd waste your first time on a bitch and on "break-up sex". I don't even understand the concept of it..

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SkullsRules1 26

I hope you got up and left, you deserve more respect then that.

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moimoimoi125_fml 11

I think it would be closer to the truth to say that he got down and left.

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brandoneyez1 25

I hope you called it off. She doesn't deserve you.

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truckers_wife 23

did she know it was going to be your first time? that's disrespectful just in general, but your first time is supposed to be awkwardly special. why would she take that away from you?

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laden_swallow09 34

Do you even understand what the word "awkward" means?

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Sansa_fml 38

That's really mean.. I'm really sorry for you.

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photographer49 22

Better OP gets a respectful breakup. I doubt OP wanted to lose his virginity to someone so inconsiderate and rude.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Right bro. Dignity doesn't matter anymore bro. Like who respects themselves bro?

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