Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

by anon / 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

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  • Why not take the cat out of the room?

    #1 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:21am by w0o0a

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  • Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

    #4 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:23am by luc887

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