Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44916) - you deserved it (16731)

On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Top comments

Why not take the cat out of the room?

#1 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:21am by w0o0a

See in context

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

#4 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:23am by luc887

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: