Sex, Cats and Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around... - FML

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

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luc887_fml 28

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

imp4ct 15

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

pussyblocked?

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:39

That's a seriously kinky kitty you've got there. The felines that have happened to be there when I've had sex just moved ever so silently closer to get a good eyeful and then got the hell out of the way.

saltysilverfox 7

Friday 6 December 2013 19:39

put it down

jixiekat 14

Saturday 7 December 2013 0:22

presents new challenges ;) jk that.was wierd

xnyletak 17

Saturday 7 December 2013 6:24

Dogs > cats.

Chiaroscuro 21

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:34

Hubby and I have the same problem with our cat! We shut her out of our room, but she still gets back in!! O.o

omgitsmawh 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 20:18

omg that is embarrassing

katie_leone 4

Wednesday 11 December 2013 4:24

How about u lock the cat up next time ever think of that

skylee_fml 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:33

sweetie hate to break it to ya but your pussywhipped

Sharky353 3

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:03

I laughed at this and I'm not sorry =))

ErwinsWife 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:37

That is disgusting. Why have an animal where you are having sex? It's called kick them out of the room.

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