Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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luc887_fml
| 28
Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."
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imp4ct
| 15
pussyblocked?
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jillytc
| 23
lock it out of your bedroom
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1217jonathan
| 15
If they can and didn't its there fault, but I assume they would have done it if they could
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Enslaved
| 36
Whenever I lock my cat outside of my bedroom, he'll meow and scratch at the door until I let him in. Personally, it's more distracting than letting him be.
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Or lock the cat in the bathroom... They usually don't do much in a bathroom
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imp4ct
| 15
pussyblocked?
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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H
| 20
A pussy preventing another pussy.
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cakefete2
| 30
Not blocking. It's more like encouraging OP to try new and interesting positions. A kind of cat-ma sutra if you will.
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naarz
| 9
Loll pussy blocked instead of cock blocked thats hilarious......but seriously get that cat out of the room.
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luc887_fml
| 28
Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."
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SmuggletheBudgie
| 15
Dogs are mans best friend for a reason. They don't cock block or in this case pussy block.
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Enslaved
| 36
I'm sure there are people that also had to deal with dogs not wanting to leave and get off their beds during. . .
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nightbirdblue
| 27
I don't know about that. I mean dogs could be worse, especially a bigger breed with a protective or territorial personality. I've heard some stories of dogs interrupting things in worse ways than a cat ever could.
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gracehi
| 31
Yeah, like my uncle's German Shepherd who jumped between him and his wife and snarled and growled at him. Silly doggy thought he was hurting her, but it was just a friendly wrestling match.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Or the dog that joins in and creates the human-animal threesome.
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gracehi
| 31
^ Ew.
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winston5
| 6
Ever heard of a door?
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Obviously.
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WhoWhat_fml
| 10
Whoa they exist?! I always heard of these "doors" but never believed it! *sarcasm*
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minesbiggerr
| 25
You could move him or you could move to a better place? Like the couch or bathroom
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isallwaysme
| 27
well its their house, they should be able to have sex in their room without the cat being in the way
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Zebediabolical
| 38
Yes. They should. But apparently they can't.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Or it's Leona Helmsleys cat and it owns the house.
Cat's saying "Go do your fucking elsewhere. I'm trying to sleep"
Cat's saying "Go do your fucking elsewhere. I'm trying to sleep"
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minesbiggerr
| 25
#72 c'mon man it's chuck norris'( is that how you spell it?) cat
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DorklyComicFan
| 8
You're pussy whipped.
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Atypique_souf
| 6
it worse than having your children in the next room,you should get rid of it. so u can feeel free whenever u make love
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minesbiggerr
| 25
No it most definitely is not a child will understand what is happening and will be
1) traumatized
2) remember ( if he is young) and tell people without understanding
3) barging in while you are making love and need copious amounts of eye and brain bleach
1) traumatized
2) remember ( if he is young) and tell people without understanding
3) barging in while you are making love and need copious amounts of eye and brain bleach
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isallwaysme
| 27
this reminded me of a really Christian guy in my class last last year claiming that cats were the anti Christ because cat backwards is tac (initials standing for "the anti Christ")
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iknowiwantyou
| 13
that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I hate when religious fanatics make up random shit, it makes them look even crazier.
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buttery_nipples
| 12
What is a tic-tac then?
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Zebediabolical
| 38
The Anti-Christ's choice of breath mint, of course!
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gracehi
| 31
I bet he was fucking with you.
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perdix
| 29
#9, I hope that hypocrite didn't take the name of Dog in vain!
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Joshwarrior
| 39
That just further establishes that the pussy(cat) always dominates the relationship
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NessaMae
| 19
Honestly, if you really wanna be respectful towards your cat, take it out of the room instead of *literally* fucking around it.