By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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By  Pointy130  |  0

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are fucking sociopaths!!

By  SubjectX  |  0

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that.

I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

  tycubs  |  0

ive had this fml app for a day now. I've seen #13 comment on every one I've opened. it must be nice to be a publess 13 year old fucking loser with absolutly nothing to do. btw, sweet picture man. you are so cool!! wish I had a picture with my shirt off. good thing u don't show your face, then everyone would b posting fyl. I hope this day never ends, I'm going to stive to b #1 on every post!! faggot!

  infiniti_G  |  0

Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.

  MF12  |  0

he just used that as a photo so people would be all "oh you're so hot" and he could go "thanks ladies"... oh wait he already did that on another fml

  tycubs  |  0

haha ya that's it. having a pic with my shirt off is the coolist! just like being first to comment. omg soooo cool to b first. don't b mad imreallytired, ur just upset I made fun of the only thing u have fun to do in ur life. try drinking a beer, make a friend (fml friends don't count).

  Theo_fml  |  0

It's actually a great opportunity; knowing that alcohol never freezes, look to see if there was ice forming on the rest of your clothes, and also potentially your skin. If it did, then it means that those beers were watered down, and that you were all drinking shit.

  bapyle  |  0

that's sad. that song sucks. every one knows the song and it's fans refer to it's detracters as unamerican is the sign of song that sucks.

  mrmystery96  |  0

or maybe we can fifer the subjective song an move to something different.

anyway you want it,
that's the way ya' need it!
anyway ya' want it yeah!

she loves to dance.
she loves to sing.
she lives everything


so on and so forth

  Ihatefakefmls  |  2

You definitely deserve it. I almost want to call it fake, but then i remember some people are mentally handicapped and you could be one of them. It's the only explanation for you willingly admitting such a thing.

  BritishHobo  |  0

Why the hell is EVERYONE singing/playing Don't Stop Believing all of a sudden? I don't know where it's come from. I hadn't heard it in years, then suddenly it's on this Glee thing, and the radio's playing it non stop (I'm in Britain), and everyone's singing it. WTF?

Also, everyone on here who says YDI and isn't joking is a fucking psychopath! It's a SONG. IMO it's a good song, but it's starting to annoy the hell out of me because it's everywhere. And whether or not you think it's a good song, that doesn't give you any right to do what they did to the OP. That's just fucking insane. OP, find some new friends, cos these guys are total idiots. That's not some funny prank, or a laugh, that's fucked up.

And get the hell over this song! Seriously! It's just a song...

  Dalarsco  |  0

Um, actually, alcohol does freeze when it gets cold enough, and all beer is low enough by percentage to freeze in an average freezer. I've accidentally made beersicles while chilling beer when I've been impatient.

  sayayin  |  0

hmmm, the guy is British! so yes, he does not need to be pro-american....besides, it is a corny and crappy ftl of the other guys...go to M&S, buy a new shirt, and straight-on to the pub mate, where you can sing Waltzing Matilda or something...

  brianjman14  |  22

#41, y wuld op want to hang with losers who listen to crappy music? u guys r assholes anyway, giving him so much crap just for not knowing the lyrics to a crappy song.

  F3RRyT  |  0

You are right ALCOHOL doesn't freeze. To bad beer is only like 5% and the rest is... guess what... water. Which means beer will freeze. and if you freeze a beer you pretty much ruin it because it causes it to separate.

@OP: you were prolly better off freezing your ass off outside and shirtless than at a party where you'd be thrown out for not knowing the lyrics to Journey.

By  KamilleBlack  |  3

Aw! Sorry dude, that sucks but...I'm 15 and I know that song by heart because its on Glee...U should watch Glee.

  Reyo  |  2

Journey sucks balls.
All of the girls at my church sing it at the top of their lungs every time it comes on. Sure, it's pleasant the first 2 times, but after the 5th time it just gets repetative.
It's not even that great a song.

  Wani_fml  |  12

I've never even heard of the song... Although I never listen to the radio, watch little TV and the only music I listen to seems to be obscure European heavy metal.

  drewcat21  |  0

First the fact that OP doesn't know this song.. Is a disgrace. Second, the fact that you only know it because of glee maybe worse. That show is terrible.

  tigerrr  |  0

but its the fact that practically everyone knows that song. everyone has heard it at least once in their life (although most likely more) and if you haven't you must live under a rock (please excuse the horrible cliche) or be deaf. and basically everyone knows at least the first verse, cause thats what gets played/heard the most. i hate that song because its ridiculously overplayed, but i still know all the lyrics and if it comes on at a party or something i sing along cause its just what you do haha

By  npk88  |  0

Who doesn't know the lyrics to that song?

Also; take it as a compliment if somebody stole your shirt. Maybe they thought you had a nice body. Thought it seems pretty pathetic that somebody would be able to "steal" your own shirt from you if you were wearing it (unless for whatever reason you weren't at the time).

Maybe you should go find the prostitute from that journey song to keep warm!

  FMLable  |  0

Mmkay, I think that might have been cut off. If it wasn't, sorry. Should end "and territories who can't even sing along to "Don't Stop Believin'." You can keep him."

By  SubjectX  |  0

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that.

I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.