By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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luc887_fml 28

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

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pickleOnABun 10

its your fault. you keep letting it happen. lock it out of the room.

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SThompson90 7

I don't think that's what he meant by having two ******* at one time

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loserman67 35

This is your fault - completely - pick up the cat and get it out of the room. If the cat fights back, smash it's ******* pea-brain head against the door a few times - it'll get the message

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karlcolt45 19

come on man, you could have just said kick it's ass out or tap it on the nose, but when you say pea brained and all that shit, it's kind of like an ASPCA thing

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ewang_ 12

#28 Piss off ********. Go hurt animals somewhere else

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JD1147 27

This was going to be my suggestion as well.. It's obvious

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worldclassrager 39

I would think the cat would leave...all the movement would disturb it...

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CharlieM78 9

Water gun simple easy effective it's a cat drown the stupid thing

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mezochan 29

I feel ya, OP. My husband and I have a couple of cats and a bedroom door that doesn't shut properly or lock. We'll pile stuff in front of the door to keep them out and they still manage to get in. Sucks!

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caysters 12

Here's an idea... Put the cat outside the room and close the door.

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iknowiwantyou 13

they could lock it in another room that's on the opposite end of the house so that they can't hear it scratching and making noise

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