Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
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CableFrog
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Pussyblocked.
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snafu57
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he loves pussy?
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heartlessagony
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Maybe he wasn't into it.
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snuu_man
| 0
there is a pussy joke somewhere here....
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Javalounge
| 0
Cockblocked by another pussy xD
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razz122
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That makes total sense. Or do you want to fuck the cat more than the boyfriend.
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Bansheethekilla
| 2
It does indeed. or do you want to be charged with bestality
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FMLolYDi
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that's funny I can see my cat doing that but honestly would u wanna keep going with a car watching lol
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chaos753159
| 4
Their car was watching? :s
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JrPeru14
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lmfao fail
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Krysk_fml
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84- for your picture, x is 4.58257569495584. just thought I'd let you know
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Sockturtle
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No... X = 5 in that picture.
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MeowntainMix
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Lol no it's 5
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riku3220
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There is starting to be way too many "He paid more attention to his pet than me..." FMLs
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Ribenalion
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To be honest I'm the same with my dogs.
Next time, shut the door...
Next time, shut the door...
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snafu57
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gotta be kidding. where's his priorities
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time4coffee
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If he's that attached to his cat, be glad you found out now and get away from him
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wh4t3v3R
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Can't you be understanding if he wants to save his cat for marriage?
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hanhanjr
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^^#65 win =)
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powersmoke
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The cat saved him from your ugliness.
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live_laugh_love2
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that was really mean
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lov3ly
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thats damnn terrible.
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RaidenXS
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aussie woman are all ugly
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icedrake523
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YDI for dating a guy who owns a cat.
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pickle2727
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haha, true!
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snafu57
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he loves pussy?
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blland
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blland Likes this.
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CableFrog
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Pussyblocked.
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BritishHobo
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Cue many, oh so many pussy jokes.