FML : Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted...

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Madagascar - / Saturday 19 December 2009 10:18 / Australia

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By CableFrog | 3

#727279 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:41

Pussyblocked.

By snafu57 | 1

#727262 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:32

he loves pussy?

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By heartlessagony | 0

#727227 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:16

Maybe he wasn't into it.

snuu_man | 0

#2095178 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:52

there is a pussy joke somewhere here....

Javalounge | 0

#2846611 - Friday 8 July 2011 8:58

Cockblocked by another pussy xD

By razz122 | 5

#727229 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:17

That makes total sense. Or do you want to fuck the cat more than the boyfriend.

Bansheethekilla | 2

#728057 - Sunday 20 December 2009 7:51

It does indeed. or do you want to be charged with bestality

FMLolYDi | 4

#980191 - Friday 16 April 2010 3:39

that's funny I can see my cat doing that but honestly would u wanna keep going with a car watching lol

chaos753159 | 4

#1504670 - Wednesday 6 October 2010 4:44

Their car was watching? :s

JrPeru14 | 0

#1598547 - Monday 25 October 2010 5:17

lmfao fail

Krysk_fml | 0

#3917161 - Saturday 21 January 2012 6:00

84- for your picture, x is 4.58257569495584. just thought I'd let you know

Sockturtle | 17

#5633961 - Monday 19 August 2013 8:05

No... X = 5 in that picture.

MeowntainMix | 18

#6576587 - Friday 8 April 2016 20:56

Lol no it's 5

By riku3220 | 2

#727234 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:20

There is starting to be way too many "He paid more attention to his pet than me..." FMLs

By Ribenalion | 2

#727239 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:23

To be honest I'm the same with my dogs.
Next time, shut the door...

By snafu57 | 1

#727248 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:26

gotta be kidding. where's his priorities

time4coffee | 3

#728271 - Sunday 20 December 2009 12:13

If he's that attached to his cat, be glad you found out now and get away from him

wh4t3v3R | 0

#731034 - Tuesday 22 December 2009 5:23

Can't you be understanding if he wants to save his cat for marriage?

hanhanjr | 0

#982209 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 4:23

^^#65 win =)

By powersmoke | 0

#727251 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:27

The cat saved him from your ugliness.

live_laugh_love2 | 0

#727406 - Saturday 19 December 2009 22:03

that was really mean

lov3ly | 0

#727867 - Sunday 20 December 2009 4:39

thats damnn terrible.

RaidenXS | 0

#727991 - Sunday 20 December 2009 6:40

aussie woman are all ugly

By icedrake523 | 2

#727261 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:31

YDI for dating a guy who owns a cat.

pickle2727 | 0

#727351 - Saturday 19 December 2009 20:46

haha, true!

By snafu57 | 1

#727262 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:32

he loves pussy?

blland | 0

#727267 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:34

blland Likes this.

By CableFrog | 3

#727279 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:41

Pussyblocked.

By BritishHobo | 0

#727296 - Saturday 19 December 2009 19:50

Cue many, oh so many pussy jokes.

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