Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

by Lilypad / 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm / Intimacy

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  • Two can play at that game missy. Maybe if he gave you a back rub he'd get a little somethin somethin. Maybe if you gave him a little somethin somethin you might get a back rub. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    #1 - On 03/12/2013 at 12:32am by IscoreOnU

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  • I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.

    #5 - On 03/12/2013 at 12:35am by gemmaiscoolguys

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