Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5
I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
nyxiny 22
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.
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TheAcidBoot 0
Lol so you decide to go online and bitch about how your boyfriend owned you?
quackImapenguin 16
Oh my god, she so does not deserve it, y'all are ****** up. There's a difference between sex and back rubs. No one ever owes anyone else sex and no one should be pressured into sex they don't want, especially not when the type of sex has a low probability of being pleasurable and a high probability of being painful and humiliating (thinking anal for women- I know some like it but most emphatically don't). With back rubs, on the other hand, it's a small favor to alleviate pain and one should always do what one can to alleviate one's partner's pain, especially if it's easy. Giving her a back rub would not take much effort from him. It would not be emotionally taxing or violating. He could reasonably ask for a back rub in return. His expectation that he get sex is so ******* entitled. I would dump a guy over this.
Cavsfodawin 21
No, actually you have 3. Your bf should not be denied sex because you are on your period. He has a major point and i am positive, every guy, and even some girls will agree with me on this.
LeoCor 19
All the woman calling her a bitch and all... some periods are worst than others and periods sometimes make people not that horny. If you don't want to have sex for at least 1 week a month than that's okay and also shows your relationship isn't built over sex. Beside I bet he has sex often but how often do woman get rewarded after giving a ********? You could say sex but in the end sex usually ends with both of them satisfied or the guy dropping dead after 2 minutes