Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5
I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
nyxiny 22
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.
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Comments (258)
thundergodx 11
Fair call. You have 2 holes and he has 2 hands ? Your the one killing the balance
rorex 26
Anal and a back rub are two very different things and I don't even know why they're being compared.
vampirechica3 2
Theres nothing wrong with anal, it feels amazing my bf loves it when i let him do me that way just saying... btw u have a mouth and u have a hand, reward him for the back rub using one of those
thekidracb 7
simply, you list this battle, he outsmarted you here..
raspberryboo 10
your boy friend is crap if he can't wait for u to get off ur period
PrincePlatypus 1
So, let me get this right. BF wanted sex. OP said no. BF respected that, even if he didn't like it. OP wanted a back rub. BF said no. OP does NOT respect that, gets burned in process of not respecting it. YDI.
rorex 26
Because she's on her period and he didn't respect it as he had a shitty retort to her
AwkGirl 9
Does he WANT blood on his ****?
littlexlune 16
You both deserve it for being immature bitches.
wopchop12 8
He has a point, your period only comes out of one hole
jared76_fml 11
Girls these days
rorex 26
Well for 1: Men are often squeamish when we even talk about our periods, so we feel self conscious about it and definitely don't want them to try to have sex with us when we're bleeding. If it's so gross to talk about, why are they willing to have sex? On my period, I have a lot of back pain, I feel fat, gross and disgusting and the last thing I want to do is have sex. Oral or anal. When your cramps and pain is bad enough, you shouldn't be expected to have sex or 'Just do this for me' how about you wait until our period is over? When we will actually enjoy it. For some people it may be nice but remember that not everybody is the same and this is ridiculous. Back rubs are great when experiencing period cramps and if your hands hurt too much to be able to give her a massage even though she is going through more pain then you, how can you throw back 'well you have two holes'? How do you expect to have sex if your hands hurt too much to give a massage? You can't have sex without your hands.