The illustrated FMLs

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 07:14 / United States
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  Darraghscoot  |  0

are you really that stupid?

  mitchem  |  3

well the op asked for a brother...and the mother only needed one boy out of over a million chances...so I'm pretty sure there was a boy in there

  nerdface89  |  2

142, they are actually dumbassES, and I would include you in that. Dumbass' is the possessive of dumbass which is also wrong as dumbass is singular so its possessive is still dumbasses

  boopityboppity  |  10

I'd like all of your blood to be on the dance floor — or any floor, really, as I'm not too picky — for posting what should be in your profile descriptions as comments.

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

I don't care for them, but their temporary bassist is a posing dick who used to talk shit about them on Facebook before Davie asked him to join.
He also used to talk shit about Jefree Star and now tweets him frequently.
He's one of those West Hollywood people just a notch below Lohan in habits, and a thousand in fame.

And yes, I know him. If BOTDF had a good rep, he'll probably take them down.

  mitchem  |  3

that really makes no sense and I really hate stupid-ass comments like that. they are the reason we can't have a unanimous vote on anything....the op definitely didn't deserve that.....no one does

  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

maybe the seamen that they were growing in a fish tank, an a woman who got raped, and the cops found semen on her. the kids thought they did it with their seamen, and were in trouble. quite a funny ep. & fyl op, your dad is nasty for telling his child that!!! TMI man... Parenting Fail.
I T_T 4 U OP...

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