Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5
I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
nyxiny 22
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.
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TheChipster91 5
Your boyfriend makes a good point.
tupelo 6
come on everyone! she has a sore back and wasn't feeling good! do you really blame her for not wanting to do anything sexual?
chick92282 15
It's not so much that she turned him down. That happens, people aren't in the mood for whatever reason, fine. For me at least, the reason she deserves it is because of the accompanying bitchiness. She asked for something, he demurred, she got snippy. So he got snippy back. IMO she still deserves it.
rinoa_fml 10
Why can't he have sex with you when you're on your period?
GhostChickens 17
Some people aren't comfortable with it. Although sex can sometimes relieve cramps, there are other pains that some girls get during their periods, like backache or sore breasts. Stuff like that can really kill the mood.
jatinbhanot 6
this is the most indecisive I've been in a while...
Nintystar98 8
While OP's bf should've respected that she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, that's still a pretty witty response. OP should've respected that he didn't want to give her a back rub, and shouldn't have whined about it. I find two people at fault here, so I won't vote YDI or FML.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
I am surprised at all comments saying: "Maybe if you gave him something, even if it's not anal". Really? It's kinda sad. A considerate partner does not ask you for something in return to grant you a favour, especially if it is health related. I find that incredibly selfish and childish to be moody because he cannot have sex during her period, as if she was doing that on purpose. And sex is not on demand, when a guy or a girl does not feel like it, the boyfriend / girlfriend should accept it without sulking. It's basic respect. My fiancé would never except something from me for such a trivial request and vice-versa. We do nice things for each other because we love each other, not because we have an agenda. I feel sorry for you people if you're in relationships where every small act of kindness has a price.
mattuti 8
Completely agree with you, if she doesn't want to have sex, for whatever reason it may be, she doesn't have to. But then she should accept that if he doesn't feel like giving her a back rub, he doesn't have to either.
trsignorino 3
Accept it without sulking? Ummmm, no. That's just wrong. Partners should always be available for sex. My boyfriend and I have always had a strict no turning each other down policy.
Spark_Slicker 19
188, Wrong by whose ridiculous standard? Sex no matter how the other person is feeling? No matter if they are miserable or in pain? That's called being selfish.
cryssycakesx3 22
if a relationship is give and take, as others have been saying because she wanted a back rub, she should give and take too.
Coldinside 12
YDI OP.
ChaoSKinG86 7
Well he's close you actually have three holes
booboohoney 12
He makes a valid point
Vegetarian27 24
Actually, I read that science has proven that it was the chicken that came first. Not adding my opinions on the matter, that's just what I read in the newspaper