Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5
I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
nyxiny 22
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.
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SphinxJinx 0
Dude, I gave my boyfriend head and we did anal when I was on my period last week. And he gave me neck massages. That's how much we love each other xD
OverBlossomed 22
And this is one of the MANY reasons I'd just rather be single. No exchange for sex.
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
Damn, you were played. Lol!
needsagf14 12
Dump the bastard
Inciter 33
He does realize that anal sex is still sex, right? What an asshole.
DarkskyFML 5
Aw, don't give up. You two sound perfect for each other.. Stay together and protect the rest of humanity. From either of you.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
I wonder why his hand is sore... Maybe it got friction burn...
Taurus_ChicKa 36
What's with all the YDIs? I get it, yes, but asking for a back rub is different than asking your girlfriend to let you do anal because she doesn't want to have sex on her period. I mean, the two aren't even in the same hemisphere. Sorry OP, your boyfriend sounds like a total douche. I don't know why anyone would want to have sex while on their period, but it's not our (women's) fault. I know that if we women could choose between having periods or not, the majority of us would choose not to.
interesting33 36
It was more that she was being pretty rude to start off with. I mean he was giving her a back rub which was lovely of him - and then his hand gets tired because he has been working hard to relax her and she snaps at him with "you have two hands right?" It might be how it is written, but it sounded pretty pretentious and not even a thank you. So him snapping back was somewhat understandable - even if maybe not necessarily completely reasonable.
rorex 26
He wasn't giving her a back massage. She asked him, and he said no.
steam_engenius 21
Ummmm....I would dump that dude.
ReverendWhiley 1
His hands are sore... what a wuss.