Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
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gemmaiscoolguys 5
I for one wouldn't want anal sex on my period either.
nyxiny 22
It's not like you're entitled to back rubs... Don't be like that.
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shagster420 3
if not anal, then a ******* shall suffice.
GhostChickens 17
That doesn't seem like a fair trade. I'd understand if he was like "if I can't put something in your butt, you can't put something in mine." THAT would be a fair trade. Maybe you should just buy a back massager and he should buy a butt-shaped fleshlight. Then neither of you have to do something you don't want to do.
Forenzics 10
Anal sex is gay tendencies, so if your a guy advocating for her to give you anal let her try it on you first! As for the back rub I have scoliosis and my hubs still does not give them to me so sorry for your luck.
hiandrews69 29
Hey, intimacy is a two way street. You want a back-rub, consider giving head. Nothing is free in life, my dear.
PrincessPesa 20
Um, except respect. True intimacy has a cost? Relationships aren't quid pro quo.
cryssycakesx3 22
but they are give and take, right?
CarouselHeart 11
Wow, I can't believe your boyfriend thinks of you as a hole. Nice. FYL.
ice723 5
um technically you have 3 usable holes
RogueWarrior869 23
I'm split here with they both deserve it. The thing is, we don't know if the boyfriend was lying about a sore hand or not and wanting sex for a back rub sounds a bit much, honestly. Does everything in a relationship have to be about sex? No. Not everyone on their period wants that, especially if you are on the worst days of it, and advil and aleve do not always help, I wish they did. And op could have answered this better. You sounded a bit bitchy, even for someone on their period.
akiahara 14
You both deserve it.
theangelfromhell 6
Sounds like an asshole. Dump him girl!
glamery 3
two holes and a mouth, young lady.