Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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I think he's horny. I may be wrong though.
#5 - On 01/18/2013 at 8:13pm by Coop817
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He really has a way with words
#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 8:12pm by robo_thunder
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