By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound

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Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML
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Coop817 19

I think he's horny. I may be wrong though.

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robo_thunder 13

He really has a way with words

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Goodbye_graceful 5

I think its trying to communicate.. What should we do?

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dogpfcorn 11

What If the OP is a ginger? I mean think about, fire crotch.....obviously a fire hydrant is needed at this time

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skyeyez9 24

And two weeks later, OP is still trying to get the residue out of her ears, nose, eyes, hair...etc

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perdix 29

#39, A classic FML reference! When that one came out, I'll bet most of the current readers were hanging out on MySpace.

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CharresBarkrey 15

But they're married... Maybe they want kids.

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magnetic_aura 26

And he said he was going to spray her face...

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Enslaved 36

Gotta take care of those cobwebs building up in his blue balls. If not, the filter in his brain stops working. :P

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mrperspire 4

Ah marriage. It brings people together.

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