Intimacy: Shower sex time?

Shower sex time?

By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

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moop256 10

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:15

Your wife is pretty fucking smart ;)

that1guy1 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:14

Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.

that1guy1 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:14

Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.

monkeysareyummy 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:29

Showering once a day won't kill you. And if you want to have more sex with your wife, I'd advise good personal hygiene. Does wonders in bed ;)

asnell98 8

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:30

Who doesn't shower at least once a day?....

JacobWithaY 5

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:33

Rule #34 no exceptions

downtime 12

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Sunday 1 January 2012 4:53

Why is it everyone finds it unfathomable that a person can shower every day but still engage in activities that induce sweat and body odor? Is it because none of you have heard of physical activity? Surely you at least covered it in school even if you didn't continue it in your fat, lazy adult lives...

BarDownDaily 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 5:22

TBH you should never shower if it means you get to shower with your wife.

gojira666 7

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Sunday 1 January 2012 5:50

Take it easy 38. It'll be OK....

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:13

I don't know about you 38, but I'm not a fat lazy ass. I sweat and then... I SHOWER. Imagine. You can both sweat AND shower once a day.

kirsty1551 3

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Sunday 1 January 2012 8:11

I think this FML should be the other way round. Its not as bad for the husband as it is for the wife.

downtime 12

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Sunday 1 January 2012 14:17

51, Surely then having lived a life with varying ranges of physical activity you'd realise its not always obvious to the individual that they do smell or have in fact even been sweating...

lilbuscus 1

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Monday 2 January 2012 9:38

Oops sorry meant to thumbs this down... Stupid iPod touch

Akai_fml 4

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Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:47

This is quite possibly the best way ever to be informed of the imminent need for a shower.

Michael87Jackson_fml 10

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:14

Maybe she thought you were a lil smelly. At least she was being honest.

123josie123 11

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Sunday 1 January 2012 6:37

:/ for some reason I could picture you saying that but with MJ's tiny high pitched voice lol

lebronesque73091 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:25

You got to shower with your wife, quit complaining.

LaughinStock 16

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Sunday 1 January 2012 7:45

Right 54, Op took out two birds with one stone :)

moop256 10

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:15

Your wife is pretty fucking smart ;)

Trisomy18 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 2:53

Agreed.

kelissa_fml 16

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:16

At least she made you smell better?maybe now she will have sex with you...

graham11 14

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:17

She wants you nice and clean for some special things she has planned later tonight ;)

moop256 10

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:26

Butt plug stuff?

graham11 14

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Sunday 1 January 2012 6:35

29- damn what are you on? That's a fucking creepy imagination you have.

MerkathonPro 0

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:19

How can you live with being dirty? I hate it personally.

ICATiger 13

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:20

You smelly bro?

toxicpinkcandy 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:00

lmao ^_^

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:21

How did you get so far along without knowing how stinky you can be and still be doable? Usually this is straightened out a few months into dating?

moop256 10

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:29

Ignorance is bliss perdix

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:36

When you realize that you can go three days without bathing and your wife/girlfriend will still fuck you, you can reduce the time you waste showering by 75%. That's some powerful knowledge!