Shower sex time?
By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States

By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States
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Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.
Who doesn't shower at least once a day?....
Rule #34 no exceptions
Why is it everyone finds it unfathomable that a person can shower every day but still engage in activities that induce sweat and body odor? Is it because none of you have heard of physical activity? Surely you at least covered it in school even if you didn't continue it in your fat, lazy adult lives...
Take it easy 38. It'll be OK....
I think this FML should be the other way round. Its not as bad for the husband as it is for the wife.
51, Surely then having lived a life with varying ranges of physical activity you'd realise its not always obvious to the individual that they do smell or have in fact even been sweating...
Oops sorry meant to thumbs this down... Stupid iPod touch
This is quite possibly the best way ever to be informed of the imminent need for a shower.
Maybe she thought you were a lil smelly. At least she was being honest.
:/ for some reason I could picture you saying that but with MJ's tiny high pitched voice lol
Right 54, Op took out two birds with one stone :)
Your wife is pretty fucking smart ;)
At least she made you smell better?maybe now she will have sex with you...
She wants you nice and clean for some special things she has planned later tonight ;)
Butt plug stuff?
29- damn what are you on? That's a fucking creepy imagination you have.
How can you live with being dirty? I hate it personally.
You smelly bro?
How did you get so far along without knowing how stinky you can be and still be doable? Usually this is straightened out a few months into dating?
Ignorance is bliss perdix
Let's hope no one uses it for evil
You mean someone could be even wetter than being completely drenched in water? Tell me more.
48- ummm... Possibly.. *awkward silence*
Well said sir well said
You gotta do what you gotta do
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Your wife is pretty fucking smart ;)
Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.