By mark - United States

Shower sex time?

  Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML
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  downtime  |  12

Why is it everyone finds it unfathomable that a person can shower every day but still engage in activities that induce sweat and body odor? Is it because none of you have heard of physical activity? Surely you at least covered it in school even if you didn't continue it in your fat, lazy adult lives...

  downtime  |  12

51, Surely then having lived a life with varying ranges of physical activity you'd realise its not always obvious to the individual that they do smell or have in fact even been sweating...

By  perdix  |  29

How did you get so far along without knowing how stinky you can be and still be doable? Usually this is straightened out a few months into dating?

  perdix  |  29

When you realize that you can go three days without bathing and your wife/girlfriend will still fuck you, you can reduce the time you waste showering by 75%. That's some powerful knowledge!