By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound
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Would it have been better if he said "I require coitus. Due to the lack of intercourse, the pressure in my epidydmis has increased significantly, and the contraction of my prostate and vas deferens will cause an expulsion of fluid from my ejaculatory duct to your epidermis."? I know you meant because he was abrupt, but I feel like mine is more fancy ;).
Well, sex is a great way to express affection, right? Could be worse, he could be refusing sex to power up his sperm.
My wife has often told me she's thrilled when I am all over her! Be glad he wants to come home and unload on you and not someone else