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By  elephantom12  |  9

Pepper your angus OP.

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  HelloSirs  |  14

Would it have been better if he said "I require coitus. Due to the lack of intercourse, the pressure in my epidydmis has increased significantly, and the contraction of my prostate and vas deferens will cause an expulsion of fluid from my ejaculatory duct to your epidermis."? I know you meant because he was abrupt, but I feel like mine is more fancy ;).

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  fml121785  |  14

Umm... At least he used the correct form of "you're". :/

By  perdix  |  29

Is it a golden fire hydrant?

By  astralvagan  |  20

My wife has often told me she's thrilled when I am all over her! Be glad he wants to come home and unload on you and not someone else

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