What were you expecting from a text like that?

What? That is sexy texting?

Man is hungry! Also go back to the drawing board on your sexting

No offense, but your sexting game needs CPR

Glad from the other replies I'm not the only one underwhelmed by your sexting. You sounded almost clinical with that lol. Like a teacher explaining.

Sorry, but that sext reads like it was written by a priest who has just abandoned her vow of chastity, and recently discovered that masturbation isn't sinful. Leave the electronic communication alone, and do the seducing in person. If you have kids, get them out of the house for the day, then wreck the place.

"sexy"

Tip: make it about him! “I was thinking about you and I just had to have an orgasm. It was great. I can’t wait to get the real thing from you.” Or something like that, flirting with him. You merely saying something you did is not flirty!

Well, he now knows you already took care of things yourself, so why would he see the need to sext back?

you’re married and this sounds pretty accurate