By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound

Spicy
Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML
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Coop817 19

I think he's horny. I may be wrong though.

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robo_thunder 13

He really has a way with words

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hordriss 14

no beating around the bush with this guy. at least you know he says exactly how he feels!

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LittleMagicWolf 7

I wasn't even sure this was English at first.. That's some new dirty talk he shoulda kept to his damn self.

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thereseg69 7

I'd love to have a husband like that

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vivek585 5

LMAO, this fml cracked me up! And I agree with everyone else. At least he warned you first and he ain't doing it with someone else.

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xkncas 8

Honestly...if this is an FML, it means she doesn't put out enough to begin with and the husband is just finally that in need. Poor guy...start putting out more for him! Even if that means sucking his dick or taking a facial! This woman needs to be thankful her man isn't going out and cheating on her with someone like me, who would LOVE to have that kind of a text from a guy.

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