I'd just make you pay for every garage door you backed into. Then, install it and dispose of the old one. Problem solved, you little prick.

I believe this is the proper defenition of Irony

whoa, I don't think you should be giving definitions for anything, considering you can't spell it.

thats sad

And try not to be so woman.

And stop putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone while backing into your garage door. (ooh, this is fun!)

And try not to drive in the kitchen

or in driveways

She was wearing her Star Trek LaForge sunglasses and became disoriented.

I totally know what those are, and would wear a pair all day errday if I could.