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By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Dummie 0

Ok if you woke up hungover and unable to find your car keys something is telling me you drove home drunk like a freaking idiot so YDI! And as for locking yourself out of your apartment... YDI AGAIN for walking out without shoes or keys! The sympathy boat has sailed my friend and you are sooooooo not on it!!!!

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nammz 0

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rallets 22

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wbrycem 0

Commenter Number One Is The Shit On Opposite Day

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nazooer 11

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Dummie 0

Ok if you woke up hungover and unable to find your car keys something is telling me you drove home drunk like a freaking idiot so YDI! And as for locking yourself out of your apartment... YDI AGAIN for walking out without shoes or keys! The sympathy boat has sailed my friend and you are sooooooo not on it!!!!

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anamaia 5

I agree. OP, next time be careful and don't act like an idiot.

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blargmanus 0

Not True. I would drive my two friends who lived next door home just about every other weekend and I would keep their keys until the next morning so they couldn't go anywhere after I dropped them off. Of course, they knew I had their keys so they weren't really lost.

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Dummie 0

I generally remember when my friends take my keys as I'm sure your friends do. If you drove them home I'm pretty sure they don't go outside keyless and in bare feet to check their own freaking cars for the keys they didn't use the night before... the fact that they had to check their car from the night that they are hungover from tells me they're a bit of a moron. And good for you for being a DD :)

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Signposthead 0

And queue to the conservatives YDI'ing for getting very drunk... FYL though.

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strawberryswirl 0

Nah, it's not so much "don't get drunk EVER," it's "if you're going to get drunk, be ready for the consequences." I never try to do anything that requires much thought when I'm hung over. I really think hangovers affect your cognitive abilities just as much as being drunk. So this dude deserves it.

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TerAki 0

You're an idiot. It's not about getting drunk that is pissing most people off. It's about being an irresponsible fuckup who DROVE while drunk.

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diet_otaku 0

that's what i'd like to know, how do you lock yourself out of your apartment if you don't have your keys?

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theangrybeaver 8

in my apartment building; the door locks as soon as it closes behind me. No keys equals locked out.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Obviously you managed to get back in if you were able to post this. Not an FML.

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SirAwesome 0

the 4/1 ration of YDIs to FYLS is proof that 80% of FML is too young to drink.

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lmmmr 0

I am old enough to drink and I say YDI. If you're too immature to understand the consequences, don't drink.

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alewiina 0

Wanting to/Being drunk doesn't make yourself mature or cool. Its personal preference, but I'd rather have one or two drinks and be able to REMEMBER my enjoyable night, than get shitfaced, spend half the night hugging the toilet, and not be able to remember a damn thing the next day. YDI. Although, that sounds like something I would do (lock myself out - I'm naturally forgetful.)

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TerAki 0

The 4:1 ratio is due to the apparent result of the OP drinking and driving. I really don't give a shit if someone wants to get wasted, but once they start driving they deserve to get ****** up over.

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