Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
by besviken / 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Intimacy
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Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.
#7 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:06pm by Welshite
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#2 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:04pm by malfanese
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