By Totallyscrewed /
Sunday 10 February 2013 05:17 /
United States - Stroudsburg
I like having ridiculous comments because to me most normal logical thoughts are boring. I like anime, music, drawing, assassins creed and I LOVE fishing. I always use FML on my phone so I will probably never answer your messages. UNTIL NOW. (new iPhone app allows pm) Bye for now.
Well I'm still here.... I'm sorta gonna stay here....you know,…… 'cus this is my profile.......... soooooo...................... You can leave...............……….…........................bye again..............……….…....................……get out already….............................….....................................……….…............................…I like dots.
You stayed? Well you're a stalker who deserves a cookie!
But I'm not giving you one so leave.
*nibbles on a waffle violently*
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Back from the party
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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It's in the can!
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Consolation prize
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Tell us what happened next
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My diary is a collector's item
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The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Perfectionist
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50 quality comments
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A new thumb
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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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