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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except when he did he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by wickedbeauty333 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You should have chewbacca moaned back.

#3 - On 09/27/2012 at 3:21am by RaggleFrock

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Did you like it? I would have liked it.

#1 - On 09/27/2012 at 3:20am by chunkalicious

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