Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
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SkoomaKi
| 27
The horniness is strong with this one.
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4rmMiami
| 4
May the force be with you
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4rmMiami
| 4
May the force be with you
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
OP, At least he didn't say he was your father...
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ebonyirony
| 29
11, you're still on the first page, why not leave a comment without it being a reply?
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Oh you're right :D silly me.
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MelTheGreat
| 23
And your boobs.
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BIGBOY4rmAHM
| 19
Motorboat you, he did!
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TBelle4Ever
| 15
The breasts are large in this one!
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ntd309
| 14
Did he take out his light saber too?
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JFurr
| 9
11-I have never once seem you actually reply to something. I'm not one to shout, "threat jacker" but at least make an attempt to look like you're trying to tie something in to your reply. Otherwise, it looks like you're just trying to be seen and thumbed.
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
In my opinion OPs boyfriend sounds awesome!
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ridermntn
| 0
kkkk
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lazyfoo92
| 4
idiots you are.
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evilplatypus
| 38
76 - I'd like to point out that he isn't "trying", he's "succeeding".
Don't worry; I hate thread jackets, too.
Don't worry; I hate thread jackets, too.
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thescootles
| 6
Sry that sucks OP
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I'm sry too.
Leik if u cry evrytime.
Leik if u cry evrytime.
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Grimmerie
| 31
I luv yur coment ... 5eva.
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flutter4
| 7
It doesn't suck. It only shows that her boyfriend has a good personality.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
2 Your spelling sucks. I feel sry for you.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
The horniness is strong with this one.
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dashizam
| 10
Yeah, and what's the dark side? *ba dum tss*
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Kefka91
| 15
92- Silly Dashizam, rim shots are for funny jokes.
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FrostHeart
| 36
May the force help you...
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ebonyirony
| 29
As long as your name is Amber, laugh along.
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Awahso
| 25
Unrelated to the FML, but your picture made my day.
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TRUFREEDOM
| 1
Go
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XtraEzeee
| 8
You must have had one terrible day then.
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MindFreakazoid
| 10
I like your boyfriend :3
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midoridoll
| 3
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A PEWDIEPIE PARTY.
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MindFreakazoid
| 10
25 - You know it, my bro!
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Warden1986
| 16
At least he didn't call you Luke and say he's your father. Then that would be really weird.
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jetsown08
| 21
It's better than speaking like Yoda and saying "Suck you tits, I shall", don't you think?
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kaikai234
| 4
Epic
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Llamacod
| 11
wouldn't it be "suck your tits, I shall"?
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ambear26
| 14
Lol 72- your picture is amazing!
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purplebumblebee
| 2
And 103- your picture sucks
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xJackson
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The emperor will never approve of this! Contact him immediately!
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Archay
| 13
I thought " shirt " was " skirt " for a moment, scarring image.
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thatonename
| 7
Especially if there was an echo...
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mrshutcherson123
| 3
Haha I did to!