By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 334
You deserved it 7 077

Same thing different taste


HowAreYouToday 34

OP, At least he didn't say he was your father...

11, you're still on the first page, why not leave a comment without it being a reply?

HowAreYouToday 34

11-I have never once seem you actually reply to something. I'm not one to shout, "threat jacker" but at least make an attempt to look like you're trying to tie something in to your reply. Otherwise, it looks like you're just trying to be seen and thumbed.

LiyIa_fml 8

In my opinion OPs boyfriend sounds awesome!

76 - I'd like to point out that he isn't "trying", he's "succeeding". Don't worry; I hate thread jackets, too.

flutter4 7

It doesn't suck. It only shows that her boyfriend has a good personality.

thejewishfuhrer 17

2 Your spelling sucks. I feel sry for you.

Yeah, and what's the dark side? *ba dum tss*

Kefka91 15

92- Silly Dashizam, rim shots are for funny jokes.

MindFreakazoid 10
midoridoll 3


MindFreakazoid 10

At least he didn't call you Luke and say he's your father. Then that would be really weird.

It's better than speaking like Yoda and saying "Suck you ****, I shall", don't you think?

The emperor will never approve of this! Contact him immediately!