By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 309
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May the force be with you

The horniness is strong with this one.


May the force be with you

HowAreYouToday 34

OP, At least he didn't say he was your father...

11, you're still on the first page, why not leave a comment without it being a reply?

HowAreYouToday 34

Oh you're right :D silly me.

And your boobs.


Motorboat you, he did!

The breasts are large in this one!

Did he take out his light saber too?

11-I have never once seem you actually reply to something. I'm not one to shout, "threat jacker" but at least make an attempt to look like you're trying to tie something in to your reply. Otherwise, it looks like you're just trying to be seen and thumbed.

LiyIa_fml 8

In my opinion OPs boyfriend sounds awesome!

idiots you are.

76 - I'd like to point out that he isn't "trying", he's "succeeding". Don't worry; I hate thread jackets, too.

Sry that sucks OP

I'm sry too. Leik if u cry evrytime.

I luv yur coment ... 5eva.

flutter4 7

It doesn't suck. It only shows that her boyfriend has a good personality.

thejewishfuhrer 17

2 Your spelling sucks. I feel sry for you.

The horniness is strong with this one.

Yeah, and what's the dark side? *ba dum tss*

Kefka91 15

92- Silly Dashizam, rim shots are for funny jokes.

May the force help you...

As long as your name is Amber, laugh along.

Unrelated to the FML, but your picture made my day.



You must have had one terrible day then.

MindFreakazoid 10

I like your boyfriend :3

midoridoll 3


MindFreakazoid 10

25 - You know it, my bro!

At least he didn't call you Luke and say he's your father. Then that would be really weird.

It's better than speaking like Yoda and saying "Suck you tits, I shall", don't you think?

Llamacod 11

wouldn't it be "suck your tits, I shall"?

Lol 72- your picture is amazing!

And 103- your picture sucks

The emperor will never approve of this! Contact him immediately!

I thought " shirt " was " skirt " for a moment, scarring image.

Especially if there was an echo...