Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
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Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and the guy in front of me turned around and asked for a dollar. I politely said no. Now he won’t stop farting. I literally hate leaving my house anymore. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, a man came by with a large drink and sat next to me in the bus terminal. In all his wisdom, he tried setting it between the seats. Naturally, it spilled all over me. I now have to sit with a soaked pair of pants and a wet carry on from Nashville to Atlanta. The bus trip is 5 hours long. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
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mintcar 10
I hate public transportation. There's always that one weird person on the bus who ruins the ride for everyone else.
Hotlanta 5
that's why you just bring music an headphones and drowned out everyone so you don't have to put up with all that BS
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mintcar 10
I hate public transportation. There's always that one weird person on the bus who ruins the ride for everyone else.
sterlingarcher 1
haha wow that sucks
SparkleShotsxo 0
public transportation is terrible
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I hate public transportation. There's always that one weird person on the bus who ruins the ride for everyone else.
Hotlanta 5
that's why you just bring music an headphones and drowned out everyone so you don't have to put up with all that BS
EverybodyHatesCh 0
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aww #1 said the same exact words as me...
esther_rose 0
Or you said the exact same words as 1
leek99 0
hey
PurpleRae420 0
Haha yah I agree that's gross But hey he was drunk he didn't know what he was doing lol just go home and take a LOOOOONG hot shower I'd bathe for awhile Hun lol then put ALOTTA lotion on and go find your bf/gf you'll feel better in no time
iluvhobos 5
you deserved the first 20 minutes for not bringing/having an iPod.
pertained 12
Chunder cats are go!
docscientist 10
42 - yeah you tell op! You're not even a real person unless you have access to an iPod 24/7. Op should be oblivious to the sounds of the world at all times, lest she hear something uncomfortable and totally deserve it!
CoconutMuffin 5
22- maybe it was full?
littlemissFYL 5
this is where rebecca black comes in. when you walk inside the bus you think, "which seat should I take?" don't take the front seat with the person who's ****** up, you take the back seat - where there is space. :)
iluvhobos 5
#48-chil the **** out, I would assume OP knew they would be taking the bus that day, so they should take it then, no? I am not saying OP, or anyone for that matter, should be listening to music all day and be completely oblivious to the world around them-that is something I can't stand. So relax, toolbag.
ant1078 7
#70 pretty sure he was being sarcastic...it really wasn't that difficult to notice.
ant1078 7
k nvm, didn't see that you we're the person he was replying to in the beginning... ma bad
sterlingarcher 1
haha 59 that's awesome
docscientist 10
Calm down 70, no need to get mad. I can't have a little fun when I disagree with your comments?
iluvhobos 5
#88 haha nope. X)
docscientist 10
haha, damn. :(
bitchslapped22 14
13- ahaha i actually lol'd at that xD
primadonna9396 16
"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians!" -Homer Simpson At least it wasn't en route to work, though.
Jonkbaby 23
sorry about that. I wasn't feeling good ;(((
nicobington 1
win
KJLD5 0
fail
xXxSophiexXx 8
man that sucks....
oliveindamiddle 0
more like it blows... chunks.. (;
johnson94 5
I see what 44 did there!
King_Night 0
67 Good for you
ritbbehindu 0
74 even better for you
HubertPL 0
that's a sticky situation... there is not much to say about this. I hope the rest of your day was spent relaxing in front of the tv or something.
coNsperAZI 4
no dude not a sticky situation it's a disgusting one wtf if this guy had any respect for himself he should have gotten up and smacked that drunk
HubertPL 0
that would be my first instinct too but that's assult punishable by up to 4 yrs in prison
Flyin_Turtle14 0
why didn't you car pool with someone or drive home.
HubertPL 0
alot of people work in the city and it's just silly driving and paying or parking when public transportation is just way faster and affordable
Jonkbaby 23
lol 8
hihi1212 1
really? parking is cheap. you can get a good spot for a grand or two a year. she should just do that.
unknown33429 0
or move to a different spot on the bus.
dreamering 16
**** the life of who is going to clean that mess.
rogueprincess69 0
oh that's not good! you should politely ask him to apologize! that's mean and very rude. bad bad day for you im soo sorry;)))
rogueprincess69 0
so true!!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Yes, and she should also offer a ******* since she isn't upset at all.
hihi1212 1
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its your fault for using public transportation. be a smart person and buy a limo and hire driver. or by a nice BMW. just dont buy a ugly car or anything older than a 2010.
hihi1212 1
boners i find you creepy. idk what troll is..
benderbot19 0
yes. I once fed this troll, but learned my lesson. do not feed this troll. it's getting sloppy. must be getting overfed.
hihi1212 1
umm doll im not looking up troll. just stop. you are so annoying .
bluegoldfish 7
jeez guys relax shes only kidding. or trolling. but we dont need to jump to conclusions just because she has an annoyingly sanctimonious and self-assured looking profile picture.
mintcar 10
Is she actually being serious? Is your iPhone made of gold with encrusted diamonds?
hihi1212 1
dolls im dead serious. i could not live on any income under 500k so thankfully i live on more than that :) lifes good and public transportation is not.
hihi1212 1
dolls im dead serious. i could not live on any income under 500k so thankfully i live on more than that :) lifes good and public transportation is not.
mintcar 10
Nothing older than a 2010? WTF?! Not even a 1960 Ferrari 250 GT Spyder California? Actually....I know nothing about cars. I'm watching Ferris Bueler.
RoxxyHustle 7
and he took the bus to said library. . . . . and puked on OP on the way over lol.
Freeze_fml 17
3/10.
irokyoursox 6
hihi1212 stop just stop u cannot beat boners
staceysgenesis16 0
ahaha oh please dear .. nothing older than a 2010 ?? so no 1967 shelby mustang gt500E? no 1969 ferarri california spyder ? or what about a 1970s plymouth hemi cuda or dodge challenger ? and bmws are nice but mayb a new mercedes cls ... im also quite wealthy dear but i cant stand people like you with that attitude ..
sadistmonkey 19
Guys, what did boners say about feeding the trolls??
HubertPL 0
hihih you dumb cnt... you cant even afford anything If it wasn't for your family or significant other how about you come back to planet earth and get a job and see how easy it is to get a 2010 BMW
dragon0000 7
he may be annoying but he's telling the truth troll. and not every one can have a car.
bluegoldfish 7
to anyone i may have misled with my previous comment about hihi1212, i apologise. we have a troll. DONT FEED THE TROLL.
sweet_candy_ 17
Why would you ignore the vomit on your back? That's just nasty.
muchagente 5
someone or something told me it's a good idea to change places if the drunk behind you moans and belches.