By eewww - United Kingdom
Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML
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  PurpleRae420  |  0

Haha yah I agree that's gross But hey he was drunk he didn't know what he was doing lol just go home and take a LOOOOONG hot shower I'd bathe for awhile Hun lol then put ALOTTA lotion on and go find your bf/gf you'll feel better in no time

  docscientist  |  9

42 - yeah you tell op! You're not even a real person unless you have access to an iPod 24/7. Op should be oblivious to the sounds of the world at all times, lest she hear something uncomfortable and totally deserve it!

  littlemissFYL  |  5

this is where rebecca black comes in. when you walk inside the bus you think, "which seat should I take?" don't take the front seat with the person who's fucked up, you take the back seat - where there is space. :)

  iluvhobos  |  5

#48-chil the fuck out, I would assume OP knew they would be taking the bus that day, so they should take it then, no? I am not saying OP, or anyone for that matter, should be listening to music all day and be completely oblivious to the world around them-that is something I can't stand. So relax, toolbag.

  bluegoldfish  |  7

jeez guys relax shes only kidding. or trolling. but we dont need to jump to conclusions just because she has an annoyingly sanctimonious and self-assured looking profile picture.

  mintcar  |  9

Nothing older than a 2010? WTF?!
Not even a 1960 Ferrari 250 GT Spyder California?

Actually....I know nothing about cars. I'm
watching Ferris Bueler.


ahaha oh please dear .. nothing older than a 2010 ?? so no 1967 shelby mustang gt500E? no 1969 ferarri california spyder ? or what about a 1970s plymouth hemi cuda or dodge challenger ? and bmws are nice but mayb a new mercedes cls ... im also quite wealthy dear but i cant stand people like you with that attitude ..

  HubertPL  |  0

hihih you dumb cnt... you cant even afford anything If it wasn't for your family or significant other how about you come back to planet earth and get a job and see how easy it is to get a 2010 BMW