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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML


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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Brings a whole new meaning to "doggy style"! :)

#3 - On 09/13/2012 at 6:05am by desireev

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Why would you let your dog near you while you were having sex?

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 6:00am by omgalice

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