Intimacy, Sex, Dogs and Awkward: What are you doing, human? - FML

What are you doing, human?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 02:00

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Today, my husband and I were starting to get freaky. He was rubbing himself on my lady parts and I looked over to my side where my dog was intensely following my man’s junk with her eyes. I laughed so hard I farted, peed myself, and broke a cup in under 5 minutes. FML

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char89 11

Saturday 30 April 2022 3:27

How did you break a cup? I understand the other 2 and am pmsl

Pinkdahlia75 1

Saturday 30 April 2022 5:37

why was the dog in the room

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 April 2022 3:22

I'll bet the dog's mood was ruined this time.

char89 11

Saturday 30 April 2022 3:27

How did you break a cup? I understand the other 2 and am pmsl

Pinkdahlia75 1

Saturday 30 April 2022 5:37

why was the dog in the room

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