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Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25285) - you deserved it (6430)

On 08/15/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by foreveravirgin (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

#2 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:03pm by Ilikeurfmls

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Ditch that and go on the date

#1 - On 08/15/2012 at 6:02pm by DeadxManxWalking

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