By Anonymous - 17/8/2009 17:43 - United Kingdom
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML
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By  genius_man16  |  0

God I hate that excuse. It is NOT a truth serum. It does leave you a little uninhibited and you can sometimes say truthful things, but if you take everything a drunk person says a "the whole truth" or whatever you are clearly a moron. Alcohol in my experience makes people mix things up more than it is a "truth serum." I would guess that she said "Matt" more because it was his party, and less because she still has feelings for him.

Is there a possibility she does? Sure, but I wouldn't bet on it.

/rant

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  genius_man16  |  0

God I hate that excuse. It is NOT a truth serum. It does leave you a little uninhibited and you can sometimes say truthful things, but if you take everything a drunk person says a "the whole truth" or whatever you are clearly a moron. Alcohol in my experience makes people mix things up more than it is a "truth serum." I would guess that she said "Matt" more because it was his party, and less because she still has feelings for him.

Is there a possibility she does? Sure, but I wouldn't bet on it.

/rant

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  sublime93  |  0

I agree with #8, she was drunk so she just mixed up who's party it was, with her current boyfriend. People mix up what they mean all the time when they're drunk, they don't always spit out the truth.

By  plexico  |  3

No, it's GOOD for you. You want her to associate HIS name with vomiting instead of yours.

While she was passed out your should have left her a pearl necklace or another reminder of what you expected during the course of the evening.

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  Person1233  |  12

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