Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
meredith743 6
I don't see how this is an FML.... Sounds like a perfect night!
BlackRogue 8
I agree! Sounds like fun!
PleaseStayChill 9
What if Chewbacca is actually the secret leader of the empire, and also a sith lord? Plot for the 7th movie right there.
theslimshadylp 6
That does make sense he is like the wookie ambassador.
killdozer1 2
And hears the flawless plan to take down the empire with no casualties, also converting darth vader back into anakin and bringing back all the dead jedi: *gurgle roar gurgle* also, if anyone deviates from the plan even slightly, our entire cause will be destroyed. Rebel: oh sh*t, i wasn't paying attention!
misspulkadot24 17
I swear people look for things to complain about. How is this a bad thing?
PleaseStayChill 9
And this is a problem because.......?
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
klovemachine 24
DocBastard strikes comedy gold again :)
Nekogami 14
Booooooo. :-). Cute doc, cute.
birdofparadise 16
I C(3PO) what you did there...
MidnaLink 35
No! Bad DocBastard, bad! Bad pun!
Inheritance 10
Doc is my idol.
stephan18 23
It's funny.. Doc, your profile description is all about dissing people who write words like "first" "dafuq" "yolo" "ydi,fyl" and so on, saying that they only want attention, when in reality you're trying to attract attention with witty comments, probably to advertise your blog.
TheSmoothDude 10
^shut up.
Zomg_Okay 27
68 - The key difference here, is that Doc's comments are entertaining.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yoda man, Doc! You're a lightsaber.
JFurr 9
39- I think you're Forcing that joke a little too hard. Some of these jokes R2 cheesy.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Come on you guys! Don't be so Greedo with all the good SW puns!
Calingaladha 21
I have to Han it too you, I'd pay a lot of Kashyyk for a comedian of your rancor, DocBastard.
sens3sfailing 25
C-c-c-combo break!
Aniki_Sohma 20
You're probably the only commentor I actually follow, and for that, I salute you.
Slender_Man 6
123- c-c-c-c-combo asshole
kriz_allizwell 6
awwww, docbastard cute comment ooohhh, would you like my virginity :p
mavman79 5
Go on Padawan.
HotPotat0 8
How is it a FML? Seriously how did this get approved to be on the website. Especially when you admit that it made sense, so it wasn't bad after all! Was it?
HotPotat0 8
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john443 5
O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z
gracehi 33
Now I know (half of) my A B Cs. Next time won't you sing with me?
p3mguin 7
NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME
IAmJad 18
12- ..... What gives you the right?!??!
PleaseStayChill 9
I think he's actually a Sith lord.
PleaseStayChill 9
Plot for the 7th movie right there. Star Wars Episode VII: Chewbacca's Vengeance. He ends up killing Han for basically having him in slavery. And for feeding him only rancid rancor meat and leftovers.
swankmrpancake 8
(丿0.0)丿丄丄 That would be a horrible movie idea what you need is chewy to become then next Darth Vader
jetsown08 21
17- episodes 7, 8, and 9 have been already written into books. :(
PleaseStayChill 9
And then Chewy rips your arms out of their sockets for flipping over his damn table.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
eXangelice 15
I agree completely! Sounds like an interesting theory... I do not see the FML in this FML. At all.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Amen to this! Sex plus star wars... Nothing beats that.