Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
intelliDude 7
The Force wants you to explain this theory on FML.
mrnuleef 7
Talkin about a wookie after gettin some nookie! The only thing that could've made that better is bacon.
alicecooperfan 18
Your boyfriend sounds awesome!
mongoose313 2
No one cares star wars is dumb.
mrnuleef 7
Blasphemy!!
MidnaLink 35
33 If the whole world was about Star Wars, we would be the best of friends!
gracehi 33
No, YOU'RE dumb. :P
XxEP1CFAC3xX 4
Ur stupid
KiddNYC1O 22
33- You're playing with fire, buddy!
DocBastard 40
Mongoose, I don't see you doing well with this comment. The only reasons you don't have more thumbs down are 1) because you're so far down in the comments and 2) the mods have still not granted me the ability to thumb down idiots 1000 times. You listening, mods? HOW MANY MORE EXAMPLES DO YOU NEED??
skullofdarkness 18
Kill 31!!! Kill her with fire!
IOmnomHard 10
117- I think you mean 33. 31 is a different comment, and also appears to be male.
dixiefoxx 22
I've never seen Star Wars myself, but all of my friends who have Star Wars would probably want to kill you 33, they all say Star Wars is awesome, and I actually want to see it, I feel like I've missed out with all these comments plus my friends saying Star Wars is awesome.
IOmnomHard 10
Oh hell, I meant to say 113, not 117. Anyways, 120-It really is a great series. I was up till six last night watching the phantom menace. Just try not to get attatched to certain characters when you do watch it. People die a lot in these kinds of movies and you're just gonna end up sad. :3 (I definitely didn't cry or anything during any of the movies...)
Warden1986 16
I might not be into star wars. For I am a LOTR fan. However I would never disrespect a huge fan base like star wars, you have no idea how strong the force could be! I mean it could almost if not equal to the power of the one ring!!!
TheApocalypse 5
The only reason I thumbed you up, is because I love Legend of Zelda.
reject214 10
So are you complaining OP because it sure doesn't sound like it? Sounds like the two of you got something special going on.
callous 2
Doesn't matter; had sex.
lexiieeex3 32
So?
cobra_comm 12
This is awesome! Especially if it makes sense
thereseg69 7
LOVE IT!!
gilliaga73 18
Sounds like you willingly participated in said conversation for 2 hours. Also sounds like you're disguising bragging as an FML...and if you're not bragging, you should be!