Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
wagne057 6
You should email me this theory!
gracehi 33
Well, that DOES make sense, except that theory really only seems to support that he was a key player in the rebel alliance, not the leader of the whole thing. Then again, if it's not Chewy, then who IS the leader of the rebel alliance. The movies don't really make that clear. Hmmmm....
SilverKeith 7
So why is this a FML?
jetsown08 21
65- the movies make it abundantly clear who the leader is. That was Mon Mothma (sp?).
ThexFroggyGirl 21
How did this make it to the site? This isn't an FML.
Volcan_fml 22
I fail to see how this sucks.
gracehi 33
It's been a while since I've seen them. Was he in the prequels? I hated the prequels. I only watched them once and that was when they first came out.
newbzy92 6
What's so bad about talking a little star wars? At least he didn't do it while you guys were still doing the deed
Zomg_Okay 27
She*. Just type Mon Mothma into Google. You should get a page for a Wiki dedicated to Star Wars.
JaysFanStu 3
Soooooo....I'm going to need to hear this theory.