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  Welshite  |  39

#33: My favorite pet tried to kill me two weeks ago. I still love her, and won't be getting rid of her just because she threw a tantrum. A condom-toting dog doesn't deserve to be sentenced to jail time and the possibility of capital punishment.

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  sunshineb81  |  16

# 33. Your comment makes me feel sorry for you and any animal you have contact with. What kind of person wants to send a dog to die in the pound because they picked up your used condom? That is shameful. Buy a trash can with a good lid.

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  Sundevil99  |  10

Stitches* and wake up in ditches!

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  Puffytruffles  |  18

Well, who doesn't love bitches? :D

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  briggsopposed  |  8

#42 A "bitch" is a female dog. Clearly you didn't get the pun

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  cakefete2  |  29

I get that it had a double meaning here. I was speaking only to the aspect of the dog being a bitch in the sense of mean heartedness. My comment is simply that the dog was like "oh you're taking me to the vet are you? Well I'll fix you!"

By  gabriellag96  |  12

Another reason I'm glad that I don't have a dog. FYL. That sucks

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  joea21  |  21

That's a reason why you're glad you don't have a dog? How many used condoms do you have lying around your room that you're afraid a potential dog might discover them?

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

I vouch for condoms being no good. if ladies are considering BC, I must recommend an IUD. it was the best decision I've made. I'm sure I look like a creep and get a few down thumbs, but in these days of wild intercourse and unplanned pregnancies, if I can influence one young girl to use BC it's totally worth it. and the device is that good I'm advocating its use to random folks on an app. "safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text."

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IUD'S do not protect you from STD'S, people don't only use condoms to avoid getting pregnant they also use them to avoid STD'S please don't listen to #55 if you want to get on birth control as well as using condoms then good double the protection for you, but please do not stop using condoms you can use both.

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  cryssycakesx3  |  22

ah. I forgot some are less than smart. this is useful if the person you're sleeping with is clean. so if you're easy and sleep with people with a sketchy past have common sense enough to take every and all possible precautions you can. just because I said I don't like them doesn't mean I was telling others not to use them.

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  little_one1  |  14

Almost everyone I know that used an IUD either ended up having serious problems with it or ended up pregnant. Would definitely not recommend. I used the depo and it was worry free.

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  FucYoCouch  |  13

Yes, 77, because EVERYONE knows that, if a person has an STD, that person's past is "sketchy". I mean, it's clearly impossible to contract an STD when they are being birthed by a mother who has an STD. It's also clearly impossible to contract an STD through a needle, rather it be a tattoo needle or a needle to draw blood. No. A person can ONLY get an STD if they're "easy" or "have a sketchy past". Nevermind the fact that even wedded people who love each other can catch an STD from oral sex(genital herpes, specifically since herpes 1 and 2 are interchangable) between each other. Just to be clear, I am being sarcastic. I didn't mean to rant. Just the "if you're easy and have a sketchy past" part irritated me because I know plenty of people in a long-term and/or commited relationship who have contracted an STD from their partner.

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  kittcatt  |  8

You are sketchy if you know you have an STD and you don't disclose it to your partner. Someone who contracted an STD through no fault of their own wouldn't be sketchy and would hopefully be intelligent enough to warn potential partners long before becoming intimate.

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  mageepaigeee44  |  15

I know #77 is coming from a good place here but seriously please don't get an IUD. I've had literally five different friends who got IUD's and every one of them had serious problems. I know they work sometimes but they're just not worth the risk. My best friend was hospitalized because of hers.

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  cakefete2  |  29

You could say, "well at least the dog uses protection, we wouldn't any puppies now would we mom and dad?" Maybe they laugh long enough to let you make a clean getaway.

By  jrod9327  |  17

Good practice is too simply flush it immediately after and dispose of the wrapper elsewear. Usually garbage on the way to the store.

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  jrod9327  |  17

If the toilet isnt going through a pump, its fine. My toilet is not and so its fine. It was merely a suggestion and trying to help him out.

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