Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Jeffo193 13
I really want to hear this theory now...
khalil2694 6
Me too
Soloman212 28
Refer to 62.
methatguy94 1
Well trolled, well trolled indeed
Anumayis 34
Same here.
Mortoli 30
Yeah me too actually lol.
strawberrywine22 30
And that is a problem for you? He really does have a point...I mean, it IS true after all, it must be!
Warden1986 16
Good thing your both star wars fans. I mean he could be just a star wars fan and you just be a lord of the rings fan... That would be an never ending battle or him DC fan and you Marvel fan. So just be glad you both like the same thing.
graffitied_love 20
You both had sex and then talked about something geeky that you are both interested. I think you have a pretty specail relationship, OP :)
mrs_bruno_mars 14
It's possible that someone can be fans of both LOTR and Star Wars...rare, but it can happen. Like me.
jangalianxi 6
There's only one Return, and it ain't "of the King." It's "of the Jedi.".
Warden1986 16
Oh boy, I did not mean to start a war between star wars and LOTR. I love LOTR for the fact(s) it was writing thru Tolkien entire life. There's so much to the LOTR that it almost does seem like England mythology. That's why he wrote all about middle earth was to finally create a mythology for England. Plus the fact that elvish and dwarven language you can actually learn and speak it. While there are so many more reason I love LOTR and all of Tolkiens books. I respect Star Wars, however I choose more swords and med evil compared to future stuff ( expect star trek and halo.) May both the King and Jedi return to peace from war. "May the light shine upon your faces and may the blessings of Elves, Men and the Free folk go with you." Master Elrond half Elven
RedPillSucks 33
I know lots of people that are both LotR and SW fans
Warden1986 16
#156 I never say they couldn't be. I was just give an example. However I know a lot of people as well and their either die hard LOTR and like star wars or die hard Star wars and like LOTR. Really never meet some who was die hard on both. I find if all else fails say BAZANGA!
BlackIce911 17
18 - * you're both.
Mortoli 30
Lotr??? You mean Star Trek right?
Mortoli 30
Agreed. Lol I like Star Wars Lotr and Star Trek terminator matrix and pirates of the ... I can't think on how to spell that ATM lol. Never seen battle star galactica but can't be that bad I liked the other battle star galactica show whatever it was called. Like a sequel or something lol. Started with a c I think
Mortoli 30
Caprica I think it was called I don't remember. Been a while.
ebonyirony 29
He is a keeper. Keep him forever.
kimg0885 23
Do you look like a Wookie down there, what brought this topic up in the first place op?
ebonyirony 29
No her ****** sounds like Chewy yelling.
KMtheDrummer 6
As they always say, sounds like a keeper.
Zomg_Okay 27
They always say that, which is a problem, so stop saying it.
perdix 31
After sex, I'm ok with talking about any jibber-jabber you want. I just had sex!
amandajlucas2015 2
Exactly! Wut could there possibly be to complain about at that time? Just be glad he is still there and wanting to talk and didn't just jump up and runaway right after:)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And it felt so good! A woman let me put my--nevermind. ._.
AppallingRogue 2
And there's the lonely island reference I was looking for
SelenaMilkshake 17
I actually personally love talking about random stuff after moments like that, me and my boyfriend usually talk about video game plots or something
MinecraftGeek 8
Well...at least Chewy's awesome.
Dracoboxer357 36
So, you had sex with you boyfriend, he stayed in bed with you after just to chat, and he told you about a star wars theory that made sense to you.....and this is a complaint? :) He stayed and Wanted to just Talk with you, Bonehead! He loves you, appreciate that!!! ;) Cheers!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Right. I'm not much of a Star Wars fan but this still sounds like a lovely day. As long as he didn't spout off theories about how Jar Jar was the nost intelligent being in the galaxy, I'd be content to lounge in bed talking with my sweetie.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Wait please explain in excruciating detail. I'm the biggest star wars fan EVER.