Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
Zaros_fml 24
Chewie wasn't slumming. Han saved his life in-between episodes 3 and 4. Look it up. Chewbacca was honoring the Wookie life debt tradition and was as much Han's friend as he was his follower.
joeymo304 9
I want to know this
Eirena 5
There's nothing wrong here... In fact, you sound pretty lucky to have a guy who can engage with you about anything. And it's not like you were tuning him out - at least the topic seemed to pique your interest, too.
sliz225 6
You've found a guy willing to discuss your interests with you for three hours. I want your life!
blackpuddle 30
I really want to hear this theory!
wisecatlady123 11
Mind = blown
KingCeltic77 18
He could be one of the originals. I know Peincess Leia and Old Ben were originals with Star Killer, who was a Sith who sacrificed himself for the alliance. But Chewie was a personal friend to Yoda during the battle of Kashyyyk.
bripoin 2
I'd be interested in hearing this theory! :)
haggis12 6
How can you not recognize that sex + star wars = happiness ?
InfinityMinus1 5
That's awesome!