Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
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Sorry he was such a jerk. He was probably real nervous and blurted. At least that'sy hope. Congrats on the bazongas.
#5 - On 12/30/2010 at 5:23pm by wrgfml
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I think you were better off without that asshole.
#6 - On 12/30/2010 at 5:23pm by bummervacation
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